Plum eaters everywhere are just sick, and tired of having juices run down their faces. Cherry eaters are saying to themselves "Man, I wish there was more of that cherry... It was too small!" Forget all that plum, and cherry eaters, just get a Pluerry. What is a Pluerry you may ask? It's a combination of a plum and cherry. A hybrid fruit made possible by Zaiger's Inc. Genetics in Modesto, California and the science of fruit breeding.
They created this unique fruit in a similar way that we breed dogs to have desirable qualities like disposition, size, color, etc. For many years in human history farmers and scientists have imposed evolution on produce with a goal of providing the best flavor, and a more aesthetically pleasing experience for the consumer. The Pluerry is just another step toward the perfect fruit.